HOW TO COOK XMAS TURKEY

dragon-714978_1280First,buy the turkey and bottle of whiskey.pour yourself glass of whiskey and put turkey in oven, take another 2 drinks of whiskey and set the degree at 375 ovens,have 3 more whiskeys of drink and turn oven on,take 4 whisks of drinkey and turk the bastey ,stick a turkey in the thermometer,and glass yourself a pour of whiskey, bake the whiskey for 4hrs,take the oven out of the turkey, and floor the turkey up off the pick, pour yourself another glass of turkey,now jus tet the sable and turk the calvey! yur vari walcum.
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