The Other Woman

mirror-1547919WARNING!! Had the most HORRENDOUS experience in Marks and Spencer’s today. I normally buy stuff and try it on at home but decided to try some underwear (enough information!) on in the fitting room. Imagine my horror when I found there was ANOTHER WOMAN in the fitting room with me!! She looked quite a lot like me but she seemed to be a lot larger in the three mirrors Marks and Spencer kindly supply in their changing rooms. I shan’t be going in there again in a hurry and I shall keep a close lookout for this other woman and tell her she needs to lose rather a lot of weight before summer eventually arrives and she thinks of wearing anything less than a fur-lined burka!